My Mustang made a friend while I was in Walmart

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
02/23/2016 at 23:12 • Filed to: Hey did you know I bought a Mustang?

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>tfw you thought you were cool driving a sports car to Walmart and a better one shows up

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DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Jayhawk Jake
02/23/2016 at 23:17

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missed sunday. upgrade —>

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Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > Jayhawk Jake
02/23/2016 at 23:17

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That guy gets around


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jayhawk Jake
02/23/2016 at 23:22

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That parking is terrible.

Yes I realize that you’re one of basically 2 people in the lot.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
02/23/2016 at 23:28

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I wasn’t really trying. Also this car is wide


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Jayhawk Jake
02/23/2016 at 23:30

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ha - already attracting the British hotties


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > Jayhawk Jake
02/23/2016 at 23:32

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Do i hear excuses? That car doesn’t have a BMW badge on it. Get it together! ;)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jayhawk Jake
02/23/2016 at 23:50

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-Mustang

-Sports car


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/24/2016 at 00:00

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Yes. IRS, 310 hp turbo 4, 6 speed manual, RWD...it’s a sports car


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/24/2016 at 00:06

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Isn’t it?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jayhawk Jake
02/24/2016 at 00:06

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The Elise/Exige always looks so much bigger in pictures. Then you stand next to one and it’s comical


Kinja'd!!! Zohaibman72 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/24/2016 at 00:16

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Yeah, clearly it’s a hatchback.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
02/24/2016 at 00:26

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Yes. The roof was barely at my belt line


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Jayhawk Jake
02/24/2016 at 01:00

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Looks like you got a lot of room on the other side.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > TheHondaBro
02/24/2016 at 01:08

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Remember, I drove a subcompact hatchback for 2.5 years. I'm still adjusting to the right side of the car being far away. The sonic would have been centered


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jayhawk Jake
02/24/2016 at 05:50

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Heavy, backseats, it’s not a sports car.


Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Jayhawk Jake
02/24/2016 at 06:07

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As any car should


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/24/2016 at 07:57

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So what do you consider your BMW to be?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jayhawk Jake
02/24/2016 at 08:00

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A pony car.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/24/2016 at 08:12

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Suuuuuuure


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/24/2016 at 08:24

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So a 911 isn’t a sports car?


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Jayhawk Jake
02/24/2016 at 09:07

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I quite like the new mustangs but I would agree they’re not really sports cars. In my mind that category is more or less limited to S2k’s, Miatas, and other small 2-doors with unusable back seats.


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > TheOnelectronic
02/24/2016 at 09:08

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I don’t know why I can’t edit but I meant to say “absent or unusable back seats”


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > TheOnelectronic
02/24/2016 at 11:30

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Would you call a 135i a sports car?

And the Mustang’s back seats are not useable, at all. My smallest friend sat back there the other day, his head was up against the window and he’s like 5'4


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Jayhawk Jake
02/24/2016 at 14:58

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I would tell you about the size of person necessary to fit in a BRZ’s back seats, but they are in fact limited to amputees and toddlers.

And no, the 135i is a sports coupe.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Jayhawk Jake
02/24/2016 at 16:26

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That’s cool and all, but I mean at least the Mustang will fit whatever you are buying at Walmart... Maybe just a quick run for milk in the Lotus?


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > CaptDale - is secretly British
02/24/2016 at 16:46

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How much stuff could someone with a lotus possibly need at walmart? It’s not like they have kids.

The mustang’s trunk capacity is undoubtedly higher than my Sonic’s was actually.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Jayhawk Jake
02/24/2016 at 17:17

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Well why else go to Walmart? The only reason would be because Costco it too far away. Or to watch the people of Walmart....


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > CaptDale - is secretly British
02/24/2016 at 17:36

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Costco is literally on the opposite side of town.

Not gonna lie, the only thing I bought was a stick of deodorant. It was as much an excuse to drive the car as anything else.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Jayhawk Jake
02/24/2016 at 17:58

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Thats why i said a quick run for milk by himself. Perfect excuse to take the fun car.